|RICKY'S TO DO LIST!
Got Here By Mistake?
More than likely you got here
through a search engine like Google.
In order for a engine to list
me you probably were looking for a online comic
or you typed in phrases that were in my meta tags.
Meta tags are phrases i put in the source code of my
web page so that i can be listed in engines, you can
look at my meta tags by viewing the source.
Internet explorer has this ability in the default bar
on the top of your screen, if you are using AoL
right click and choose the option "view source".
Really the only way to find me is by typing
"mojave comic" in an engine. It is unlikely that
you typed just "mojave" and came here. If by chance
this is what happened, you probably wanted to go to
the MOJAVE 3 website
information on the Mojave desert itself.
Someone MadeYou Come Here?
I'm guessing it was a link?
Then you came here from Childhood Miseries, Hale
has a lot of good links, but I think she only linked to me
cause she was new and I really liked her comic and sent
her mail. I don't have any other links that I know of.
I'm sorry if I wasted your time. It's a risk of being on the
internet and it saddens me that i am part of your problem.
Other reasons are that you clicked on something I wrote
in a forum (castlevania forum) or
however unlikely someone else in a forum or a friend
of yours. You don't have to click on these links.
And it's unfair for someone in a forum to post a link
and then talk about it, i know. You wanted to go to
a forum and you didn't want to get redirected by
some jerk who wanted to share an animated GIF
about nuns in a pie eating contest. So do you and the
community a favor and complain, ask people to
elaborate on what the link is to, or just don't click!
Same with your friends, if you don't like comics,
or you just are not in the mood, it's unfair for your
friends to force you to go. So don't. They should
understand. Quite possibly you came here through
online comics or the keen guide or drunk duck, but
that shouldn't be a problem, there is no reason
for you to click there if you don't want to.
Server Error? 405 Page?
*Currently I don't understand the current problem with the
keen tags and the past comics, but it should fix itself soon,
because i know it's not my fault, all the comics still here.
It might not be your problem,
I use a sever that is unreliable, because it's free and
I am poor. Unfortunately the site is sometimes down.
Also I make mistakes, so an image on the site might
not exist! So Email me (firstname.lastname@example.org) and i will
answer your questions. Usually if you scroll down you
can see text that is my message to the world, it says
what I'm up to. If you ARE having problems with your
computer there are a few possibilities.
More than likely you installed adware, or someone
else installed adware on your computer and your
computer is "clotting up" and slowing down.
It is unlikely that you have a virus unless you are
downloading unusual attachments from emails
and spam. The hype behind most viruses is just hype.
But it all depends on what Operating System you have.
If you are new to the net you probably have some
form of WINDOWS, such as Windows XP, NT,
95-98 and so on. All windows OS's have to be updated
and patched at their site (http://www.microsoft.com/)
Other OS's have similar problems, get to know your
OS! If you are having connection problems, (I assume
you can connect at least temporarily.) You should
call your internet service provider. Chances are this
is AoL or some other provider. They have numbers
you can call. If you are plagued by pop ups and you
keep getting redirected to ominous sites, or you
have way too many toolbar's on Internet Explorer.
You probably have been hijacked. Go to Computer
Cops to help yourself out: (Security!)
No Comic, Just a Red "x"?
*The Keen tags do not work, not my fault though...
It is very unlikely that this is my fault,
(well maybe it is but that would be rare and you can
if this happens.) Reload the page, most browsers
have a reload or refresh button on their top browser.
It is sometimes likely that some of the intermediate
images don't exist, because I'm an idiot.
But If that happens you can tell me. Right clicking on
an image usually brings up an options menu,
pick an option such as "show picture". If this is
still a problem, then yeah it's probably my fault,
but if the site isn't working properly just complain to
me, and I'll try to help.
What are these "Image Links?"
These image links?
. These are places where you can find
other comics that are not mine, or, however
unlikely, you can vote for me at "online comics" or review my comic
at Buzz Comix, In order to do this you have to register with BCX though,
Now registration only requires an email address,
but I understand if you don't want to do it.
I don't actually try to get people to do these things,
I put the online comics image because its a requirement
for me to be included on their list.
Buzz Comix is just an option i suppose, but
I might get rid of that seeing as it looks kind'a stupid.
Your Machine is "Clotting" or is the Comic Too Big?
Your browser might be slow, or you are listening to
music on your computer and generally trying to actually
multitask on an OS like windows or mackintosh.
Usually your best bet for windows users is to do
one thing at a time. If you are on Windows XP,
press control alt delete and a "Task Manager"
will pop up, go to the "Processes" tab and count
the exe's that say "owner". If you have thirty
or more of exe's that you never heard of, you got troubles G.
Go to computer cops (here) ,
or tech TV (call for help website). If you want to download the comic, you can, but be nice. Chances are this isn't your major problem, chances are you have a slow modem, and I'm sorry but my comics are sometimes huge, in the future I'll try to keep my comics under 200kb.
Reducing the size of my images is priority number one on my To do list.
Yes! You Can Interact!
You can review and vote for me
at Drunk Duck (http://www.drunkduck.com/Mojave)
without registering! It may look like you have to,
but you don't! Just type in an alias that you want to use
in the field provided below the current comic, and then
type your message. You can vote for me by scrolling
that box that says "Comment!" down, you can vote a 1,2,3,4,5 and a "no vote".
I don't have a guest book, but other people will see your comments if you
comment on drunk duck. You can register with
drunk duck and talk about my comic in the forums(http://www.drunkduck.com/forum/) under
"Discuss drunk duck comics" topic if you want,
but you don't have to.
You Like Me! You Really Like Me?
don't make me blush, but if this is true
then it is odd, because I'm not popular, and probably never
will be, but I'm ok with that. Sure, you can help me if you
want. Emailing me would
be a start. But if you don't want to interact with me on a
personal level, (I admit i don't interact with the people
who make comics that i read.) you can mention me in
forums, how do you do this? Usually there is a button
that says link, etc. This is what it should look like:
HTML ENABLED FORUMS
<A HREF="http://mojave.keenspace.com">Write a quip description of what the link is!</A>
SIMPLE LINKS ON SIMPLE FORUMS
I don't have any banners right now available
to the public, but if you have a website and want to link
to me, you can do it without one.
If you want me to link to you, I'll link to you if your comic is
good. I really don't care if you link to me, so you can't
bribe me with that no matter how popular you are. If you
are a sprite comic, i never consider that good, sorry I'm
If you are good, I'll link to you even
if you think i suck and you don't want to link back.
Please Alter Your Comic! I am Offended!
Short answer. No. But you can email me
with specific problems. Yes my site is supposed to be for kids,
and if you think it's not, tell me specifically why, you are
probably right and I'll delete a comic that is "bad", but
chances are they will stay up because there are two
things people don't realize. This comic is for eleven
year-old's and up. My comic is not suited for under
eleven. It's a little more aware than that.
If you're a kid who reads Bruce Coville or Harry
Potter or Beverly Cleary or Lewis Carroll then this
comic is for you. If you are an adult who still likes
cartoons or comic books, like me, this comic is also
for you. If you want a fantasy story that is mature
then go to Axar,
its a little deeper than me,
or if you want a comic that is perverted or immature
go to Ghastly's or Sexy Losers.
(I go there sum times, hee!) Other changes?
As in art or story development?
Totally make suggestions, those things don't offend
me at all! I want to make comics that people
can enjoy. You can make character sketches
the way you want characters to look, you can send
guest comics, just make sure the width is no bigger
than 550 pixels if you want others to see it.
You can send in art that you want only me to see.
You can send art you want the whole world to see.
If you have a comic book idea, and it's got a lot of
quality to it, you can tell me.
How Come Every Comic Isn't Funny?
I stopped producing comic strips:
I produce a graphic novel now, not
a comic strip that would be found in newspapers,
I follow the rough guidelines of comics such as New Mutants
(ah.... the new new new mutants!)
and Spectacular Spider-man. Although I'm the first to admit
I'm not up to par with those guys.
What's With All the Clint Eastwood, FLCL, Castlevania, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Stuff?
The important thing to realize is that
if you have questions just ask
and if you think it's a good idea to post the answers here, I'll do it.
I only do things on special request now. Merchandise, fan art,
guest comics, ext, and I'm more than willing to do anything, to
help a brother out. I'm not really into computers but I'll help you out
there too. If you have a problem that's unrelated to the comic, I'll look into it for you as much as i can. Thanks.
RICKY'S TO DO LIST!
1. Got to fill out fasfa and get ready for spring clasess somewhere, or summer? |
*got my taxes pretty much taken care of. there's going to be so many mistakes cause my mom won't tell me any information( she has a SUPER secret government job!) If any of you know of L3 government communications and it's liabilitys I'l be glad to join you in a public suit! (Joking there.)
2. Research Roxie's Diary III part of Roxie's Diary story line.
*i finnished! Go see it by clicking the link above!
Not happy with my list? Want to make suggestions? Email! Or talk about
it at my preview site Drunk Duck!*You can preview all the comics
coming up and vote for them, Also you can make suggestions and point out mistakes and I will Fix them.